In the year 2017 A.D, AOL had shut down for good, which had upset generations of internet users, but a group of hackers have taken over the system one sunny Summer 2001 day, and before 9/10/01, they ran out of oxygen..
"Welcome!" bellowed a static-like voice from the speakers of what seemed to be a old computer running Microsoft Windows 98 SE, on a monitor which was rapidly turning yellow with age.
Soon, the faded monitor screen slowly faded into the AOL main page, which looked as 90's as ever.
The cowardly survivor in that dark attic pressed a button, before a loud WAV file of a bulldog began to yip.
"Welcome to AOL parental controls!" the motherly voice kindly greeted, as the man tried to see who was using AOL at that time.
When he did, he was in for a shock, literally...